Stupid Headlines
A collection of headlines so stupid or so obvious you may think they are made-up fakes, but I assure you they are for real. Now you know why we no longer trust the media or the (so-called) experts, for that matter.
As usual, you can click on an image to view a larger version, but if you're expecting to read the fine print, prepare to be disappointed. The images themselves are not that detailed. The original intent was to highlight the headlines, not the articles..
Here are a few more - sorry, no pictures for these.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Good-for-nothing lazy sob's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
We'll see if that works any better than a school suspensions!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
What makes you think that?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
They weren't fat enough?!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Where do they find those tall doctors?
That's all... for now.